One of my favorite things to read every week is Matt Wilson and Chris Sims reviewing movies on ComicsAlliance.com. They have reviewed the Batman movie series, the Superman movie series, Blade…and they are very, very funny in their reviews.
Today they began a dark journey. They began to review…Bloodrayne. For those of you who haven’t seen this Uwe Boll masterpiece, I will just say that it is the worst movie ever made. It is worse than The Castle of Fu Manchu. No, seriously, it is.
Reading the review, I realized I had consciously blocked out the fact that Billy Zane was in the movie. I must have done that because, as Matt and Chris point out, Billy Zane is wonderful in every movie he has ever been in. If you disagree, I will fight you. It’s bad enough Ben Kingsley is in this blight on our society. There are, in fact, no less that four “real” actors in this crappy film.
Go read the review, but here’s a warning – do not, under any circumstances, watch this movie. It’s really only useful as a torture device for prying information out of uncooperative prisoners.